10 Most Paranoid Obama Conspiracies


The Huffington Post, as usual scores again with this:

In honor of Obama’s November 4th anniversary, we’ve pulled together for you the most paranoid trips down the Obama conspiracy rabbit hole. Birthers, fake thesis, satanic messages, we’ve got it covered. Some of the theories here have faded since their conception, but some are still giving off that iridescent glow of insanity and total inaccuracy. Now vote to let us know which one you think is the craziest:

1.    Obama Is Not An American Citizen

One of the most popular Obama conspiracy theories (aka the Birther Movement), endorsed (or not denied) by the likes of Tom Delay, Lou Dobbs, Chuck Norris and Liz Cheney, it claims that Obama is not an American citizen, thus rendering his presidency illegitimate, or something. The theory hinges on the false claim that his birth certificate is fake. Birther queen Orly Taitz (a lawyer and dentist from California) continues to lead the march, despite her lawsuit getting thrown out and a $20,000 fine.

2.    Obama Wants “Re-Education Camps For Young People

Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.), a proponent of many bizarre and outlandish critiques of President Obama, declared in April that the White House was trying to install youth re-education camps.

3.    Larry Sinclair’s Rabbit Hole Of Insanity

This one is a doozy. Larry Sinclair, a petty criminal specializing in forgery, spread wild accusations via YouTube involving gay sex, drugs and possible murder committed by Barack Obama. At one point reporters apparently took Sinclair seriously enough to attend a press conference he gave, most remarkable for his lawyer’s appearance in a kilt, which he explained was intended to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs: “Those at the other end of the spectrum find [pants] quite confining.”

4.    The Case Of The Fake Thesis

5.    Bill Ayers Wrote ‘Dreams From My Father”

6.    Obama As Antichrist

7.    Tells America In His Acceptance Speech To “Serve Satan”

8.    Hugo Chavez Funded The Obama Campaign

9.    Michelle Banished Barack’s Girlfriend To The Caribbean

10.  Malcom X is Obama’s father