The White House has officially responded to the ‘We the People’ petition to commit the US to building a Death Star.
Best line: “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?”
Next best: “The Administration does not support blowing up planets,” which may represent a slight shift from the position of the previous administration.
The White House’s full response:
- White House turns down Death Star petition; millions of voices cry out in terror, suddenly silenced (blogs.suntimes.com)
- White House responds to petition to build a Death Star: ‘The Administration does not support blowing up planets’ (popwatch.ew.com)
- This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For – Or The White House is Full of NERDS (fabgenius.com)
- White House Responds To Death Star Petition: ‘The Administration Does Not Support Blowing Up Planets’ (kotaku.com)