Politico
The top quotes in politics …
“That’s a big lava lamp, congratulations.” — GOP White House hopeful Mitt Romney admiringa light source.
“It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch.” — Romney adviser Eric Fehrnstrom on why the campaign can restart in the fall.
“I’m sure it’s not a pretty sight.” — Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorumapologizing for a shirtless photo.
“I think it’s the first time he’s actually ever used protection.” — Sen. Scott Brown joking about Santorum’s secret service team.
“Now for you who are not full Irish in this room, lubricated has a different meaning for us all.” — Vice President Joe Biden making a weird joke.
“We believe the joke was inappropriate.” — Olivia Alair, Michelle Obama’s campaign press secretary, chiding Robert De Niro.
“He is my son.” — First lady Michelle Obama talking about her dog, Bo.

