Week in one-liners: Weiner, Palin, Reid

Politico The top quotes in politics … “Unflippingbelievable.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin slamming an ad from MSNBC. “They’re starting to grow out, getting a little irritating.” — First lady Michelle Obama talkingabout her bangs. “We’re saying that no one is above the law, even if you are the diva Beyoncé.”— Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen demanding info about the star’s Cuba trip. “He… More Week in one-liners: Weiner, Palin, Reid

Week in one-liners: FLOTUS, Sanford, Newt

Politico The top quotes in politics… “He’s got a little swag, you know, that’s okay.” — First lady Michelle Obama when askedabout her husband as a sex symbol. “She also happens to be by far the best-looking attorney general in the country.” — PresidentBarack Obama praising California Attorney General Kamala Harris. “It looks like you’re expecting somebody else.” — Kid… More Week in one-liners: FLOTUS, Sanford, Newt

Politico’s Week In One-Liners 3-31-2013

The top quotes in politics… “Busted.” — President Barack Obama describing his March Madness bracket. “Regretfully, I am currently unable to consider a campaign for the Senate.” — Actress Ashley Judd bowing out. “It’s good to live a normal life again.” — Former White House hopeful Mitt Romney appreciating post-campaign life. “I think email just sucks up time.” — Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano… More Politico’s Week In One-Liners 3-31-2013

Week in one-liners: Paul, Reid, Ailes

  Politico “I would have worn different shoes.” — Sen. Rand Paul reflecting on his 13-hour filibuster. “You need strong convictions but also a strong bladder. — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid commending Paul’s effort. “It kills me not to be there” —  Former Gov. Mitt Romney on not making it to the White House. “He’s just a great guy.” — Dennis Rodman praising his friend Kim… More Week in one-liners: Paul, Reid, Ailes

Week in one-liners: Boehner, Obama, Christie

  Politico The top quotes in politics … “Dealing with a different set of nuts.” — Defense Secretary Leon Panetta on returning to his family’s walnut farm. “I considered rescinding my offer to appoint him.” — President Barack Obama joking about Jack Lew’s loopy signature. “I need this job like I need a hole in the head.” — House Speaker John Boehner being blunt.… More Week in one-liners: Boehner, Obama, Christie

Week in one liners: Biden, Cain, Carney

Politico The top quotes in politics … “I’m looking for pies.” —Vice President Joe Biden at Costco. “He said he wouldn’t play me but I could play on his team.” — Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III on challenging Obama to a basketball game. “Last week The Onion said I was going to become a male stripper.”  — Education Secretary Arne Duncan responding to questions about his future.… More Week in one liners: Biden, Cain, Carney

Politico’s: Week in one-liners: McCain, Maher, Coulter

Politico The top quotes in politics … “We’ve defeated the massive left wing conspiracy!” — Sen. John McCain on Nats mascot Teddy Roosevelt finally winning a race. “I think … he’d vote for Chavez.” — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez predicting who Obama would support if he were Venezuelan. “It’s a facial expression I do when I’m excited.” — A Chipotle manager explaining what… More Politico’s: Week in one-liners: McCain, Maher, Coulter

Politico’s: Week in one liners: Clinton, Romney, Frank

The top quotes in politics … “I have no earthly idea what she’ll decide to do.” — Former President Bill Clinton on whether his wife will run in 2016. “And by good day, I mean F— Off.” — State Department spokesman Philippe Reines getting frustrated with a reporter. “I told folks I’m just supposed to be eye candy here for you… More Politico’s: Week in one liners: Clinton, Romney, Frank

Politico’s: Week in one liners: Cain, FLOTUS

Politico The top quotes in politics … “Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere.” — British Prime Minister David Cameron tweaking Mitt Romnney. “I love the fact that the guy is rich.” — Former White House hopeful Herman Cain defending  Romney. “I wish my kids would become wealthy.” — Vice President Joe Biden on making money. “They were asking me to do… More Politico’s: Week in one liners: Cain, FLOTUS

Politico’s: The week in one-liners: Rush, Bush, Weiner

The top quotes in politics … “I give him his own advice.  ‘Stop whining.’”  — Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel on what Mitt Romney needs to do. “He and his campaign team leadership need to put their big boy and big girl pants on and defend his record.” — Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz  giving Romney more advice. “Do you think that it is… More Politico’s: The week in one-liners: Rush, Bush, Weiner