The top quotes in politics…
“… I have to admit, I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.” — PresidentBarack Obama joking around at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
“Fox is the jocks, MSNBC is the nerds…NPR is the table for kids with peanut allergies.” —Conan O’Brien jabbing the media during his routine.
“That #WHCD was pathetic.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin bashing the dinner.
“We’ve got your back!” — First lady Michelle Obama tweeting her support to NBA center Jason Collins.
“I’m looking forward to personally congratulating America’s great sex pioneer.” — Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt endorsing Mark Sanford.
“She went there.” — A debate moderator noting Elizabeth Colbert Busch’s reference to Sanford’s affair.
“That probably puts me somewhere just below pond scum.” — Sen. Jeff Flake commenting ona poll of his political popularity.