Week in one-liners: Biden, Rubio, Christie

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The top quotes in politics …

“And you’ve got a homeboy in the deal who gets it.” — Vice President Joe Biden reassuring  Hurricane Sandy victims.

“I’m not a scientist, man.” — Sen. Marco Rubio on the age of the earth.

“When you’re in a hole, stop digging.” — Sen. Lindsey Graham advising Mitt Romney.

“I respectfully separate myself from my two amigos.” — Sen. Joe Lieberman disagreeing with his colleagues.

“It’s basically fused to my skin at this point.” — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie joking about his fleece jacket.

“Congratulations, Cobbler!” — President Barack Obama pardoning the White House Thanksgiving turkey.