The top quotes in politics …
“We’ve defeated the massive left wing conspiracy!” — Sen. John McCain on Nats mascot Teddy Roosevelt finally winning a race.
“I think … he’d vote for Chavez.” — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez predicting who Obama would support if he were Venezuelan.
“I like Big Bird.” — GOP White House hopeful Mitt Romney on his plan to cut PBS funding.
“I had five seconds before you interrupted me.” — President Barack Obama disagreeing with debate moderator Jim Lehrer.
“I can’t believe i’m saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.” — Comedian Bill Maher reacting to the debate.
“Michelle wanted to go home with Mitt.” — Ann Coulter knocking Obama’s performance.