Politico’s: Week in one-liners: McCain, Maher, Coulter

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The top quotes in politics …

“We’ve defeated the massive left wing conspiracy!” — Sen. John McCain on Nats mascot Teddy Roosevelt finally winning a race.

“I think … he’d vote for Chavez.” — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez predicting who Obama would support if he were Venezuelan.

“It’s a facial expression I do when I’m excited.” — A Chipotle manager explaining what he’s doing in this picture.

“I like Big Bird.” — GOP White House hopeful Mitt Romney on his plan to cut PBS funding.

“I had five seconds before you interrupted me.” — President Barack Obama disagreeing with debate moderator Jim Lehrer.

“I can’t believe i’m saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.” — Comedian Bill Maher reacting to the debate.

“Michelle wanted to go home with Mitt.” — Ann Coulter knocking Obama’s performance.