Politico’s: Week in one-liners: Barrett, Biden, Clinton

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The top quotes in politics …

“Obama’s goose is cooked.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin predicting a rough road ahead for the president.

“Barack Hussein Kardashian is what he’s become.” — Radio host Rush Limbaugh giving POTUS a new last name.

“I’m very sorry for what happened.” — Former President Bill Clinton apologizing for going off message in recent remarks.

“No wig, no dress, but otherwise very effective.” — Former New York Congressman Rick Lazio  reflecting on Rob Portman as Hillary Clinton.

“I think she claims Michelle didn’t go all the way down.” — President Barack Obama joking  about Ellen DeGeneres critiquing his wife’s push-ups.

“Joe would make a great president.” — Second lady Jill Biden  talking about her husband.

“Thank you for choosing us.” — Vice President Joe Biden  welcoming a recently naturalized citizen to the country.

“That’s life in the big city.” — Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett  reacting to being slapped by a supporter.