Birther Posse Brings Down Obama (or soon will)

Mario Piperni

Make sure you circle March 1 on your calendars. It might very well turn out to be the most earth-shattering day in U.S. political history.

The results of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “investigation” into whether President Barack Obama is eligible for office are set to be announced.

MCSO spokesman Jeff Sprong tells New Times the findings are set to be released on March 1.

Arpaio’s been mostly hush-hush about the probe, but has promised his “birther” posse will deliver a “shock” with its findings on the conspiracy theory that’s been continuously debunked for several years now.

And it all comes down to twin babies and something you probably last heard of in a 1970s spy movie…microfiche!

Arpaio told New Times in November that the key to investigating whether Obama’s eligible for the office of the president deals with twins born at the same Hawaii hospital as the president (allegedly), just one day earlier.

The sheriff said the twins’ files could be found on microfiche — meaning Obama’s records should be there too.

One of the most brilliant and diabolical plots ever conceived will finally be brought down by a lousy piece of plastic film. Nice. Kudos to Sheriff Arpaio for taking the initiative and hiring a posse (did they have horses?) and finally putting an end to the black Muslim’s illegal reign of terror.

Orly Taitz should be given a medal for sticking in there when the rest of the world mocked her and referred to her as a crazy, racist bitch with a bad wig. Well, I’m thinking that while few people would argue the fact that Orly gives every impression of being both crazy and a racist, March 1 will be her day of redemption. Thank you, Sheriff Arpaio.

Stay tuned.

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12 Responses to Birther Posse Brings Down Obama (or soon will)

  1. These are some desperate and crazy people! Their hate for the openning/ shifting of power from all white to minorities has them in a tailspin…

  2. If anything, it was a good laugh reading this…

  3. Reblogged this on Don in Massachusetts and commented:
    Come March 1, this could be earth shattering news…not

  4. Glix

    Can’t wait to see what nonsense Arpaio’s “posse” comes up with. He’s been begging for funds for them from birthers on the tubez.

    Since Arpaio is in the middle of a DOJ investigation for ignoring domestic violence cases in his district, I figure when it goes bad he’ll claim his birther investigation was the real reason he was prosecuted. Cue the violins.

    • Can’t wait to see what nonsense Arpaio’s “posse” comes up with. He’s been begging for funds for them from birthers on the tubez..

      Arpaio will blame Obama for anything that goes wrong (in Arpaio’s eyes)…wait…you’ll see what I mean.

  5. Moe

    I’m still waiting for Trump to announce the ‘stunning’ results of his investigators’ trips to Hawaii! Any day now.