Politico’s The week in one-liners: Paul, Palin, Stewart

The top quotes in politics …

“I’m not going to kiss his ring, and I’m not going to kiss any other part of his anatomy.” — Republican presidential candidate Jon Huntsman on what he won’t do to please Donald Trump.

“I think that they are joke candidates.” — Donald Trump dissing Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman on the “Today” show.

“Thank you, Jesus.” — Comedian Jon Stewart reacting to news that Donald Trump wants to host a debate.

“Quit nitpicking at one another.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Foxtelling the 2012 GOP field how to act.

“I like to think of myself as the flavor of the decade.” — White House hopeful Ron Paul’s description of himself.

“Me, a womanizer?” — Former presidential candidate Herman Cain defending himself after dropping out of the race.

“It’s good to be back in Texas.” — President Barack Obama addressing a crowd in Kansas.

“Well, in my time, girls didn’t ask boys to prom.” — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann on high school etiquette.

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2 responses to “Politico’s The week in one-liners: Paul, Palin, Stewart

  1. Damn. Kansas is the state equivalent of Rodney Dangerfield….
    no respect. I guess we’ve earned the disrespect though.

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