Earthquake Does Less Damage to Washington than Eric Cantor (Humor)

The Borowitz Report WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Seismologists said today that a 5.8 magnitude earthquake centered in Virginia did less damage to Washington, D.C. than House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, also centered in Virginia. “The earthquake and Eric Cantor originate from almost the identical point,” said Dr. Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota’s […]

Wednesday Blog Roundup 8-24-2011

    Video: 5.9-Magnitude earthquake rattles DC monument Video: Obama leaves spotlight to Libyan people Ten (Not Very) Shocking Photos from the DC Earthquake What Just Happened in Libya Remember when Eric Cantor wanted to cut disaster funding? Representatives not eager to hold August town halls Perry campaign distances him from book’s call for repeal […]