Conservapalooza: The June 13, 2011 Edition.

Our friend, Beneath The Tin Foil Hat has a great post about Monday’s GOP Primary Debate.

His general take on the debate:

• Obama sucks.
• Universal Health Care sucks.
• Medicaid/Medicare sucks.
• Social Security sucks.
• Education sucks.
• Unions suck.
• The poor sucks.
• The middle class sucks
• Immigrants suck.
• Global warming is a socialist concept.
• Muslims suck.
• Abortion sucks.
• Civil Rights suck.
• Same sex marriage is immoral.
• Thin crust pizza rocks.
• Leno is better than Conan.
• Creationism is cool.
• Revisionist History is the way to go.
• Tax cuts for the rich are awesome.
• Raping the environment is good.
• Patriarchy and Misogyny is neat.
• Theocracy is really cool.
• The constitution is a guideline, not a rule.
• The Supreme Court should be filled with the best judges money can buy.
• Capitol Hill should sell corporate sponsorship to the Koch Brothers. You know, like the sports stadiums do.
• Selling Utah to Wal-Mart is a viable option for deficit reduction.
• Tim Pawlenty would combat terrorism by talking al-Qaida to death.
• Torture is good, as long as it’s performed on Muslims.
• The Statue of Liberty should be painted red, white, and blue, to show those nasty foreigners who’s in charge.
• Not having a plan, or even a clue as to how to run the country is a conservative tradition.

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