The Complete Palinisms
“2 PA school speech; I’ll intro kids 2 beauty of laissez-faire via serving them cookies amidst school cookie ban debate;Nanny state run amok!”—Tweet, Nov. 9, 2010.
“As always, proud to be American! Thanks, Commonsense Constitutional Conservatives,u didn’t sit down & shut up…u ‘refudiated’ extreme left.”—Tweet reacting to Republicans’ success in midterm elections, Nov. 3, 2010.
“I suppose I could play their immature, unprofessional, waste-of-time game, too, by claiming these reporters and politicos are homophobe, child molesting, tax evading, anti-dentite, puppy-kicking, chain smoking porn producers … really, they are. … I’ve seen it myself … but I’ll only give you the information off-the-record, on deep, deep background; attribute these ‘facts’ to an ‘anonymous source’ and I’ll give you more.”—In an e-mail to the Daily Caller, about Politico‘s use of anonymous sources in a story about Republican resistance to a Palin presidency, Nov. 1, 2010.
“What I think she could add to that even is to explain what the real witchcraft and voodoo politics and economics is, and that’s what’s going on in D.C. And that’s why she’s determined to get to D.C., to write some laws and get some truth in Washington D.C. so that our economy can get roaring back to life.”—On what was missing from Christine O’Donnell’s “I’m You” campaign ad, to Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Sept. 6, 2010.
“She’s going to have to learn very quickly to dismiss what some of her handlers want… She’s going to dismiss that, go with her gut get out there, speak to the American people, speak through Fox news and let the independents who are tuning in to you know what she stands for.”
—Discussing Christine O’Donnell’s media strategy with Bill O’Reilly in a Fox news interview, Sept. 15, 2010.
“CQ Politics – c’mon guys, get it right. No one told Christine to only speak to FOX news. C’mon now, print truth. Thanks very much.”
—Tweet, Sept. 18, 2010.
“The Hill: get it right, please; I did NOT tell O’Donnell to only speak to Fox News. Where do u all get this stuff? Pls report truth. Thanks”
—Tweet, Sept. 19, 2010.
“Spenard Builders called and they said, ‘We’re gathering a lot of people in the valley we’re goin’ to go up to the Lutheran church and the Baptist church and we’re going to start praying for our country.’ So we shut down City Hall for a while and we all ran up to the churches and we started prayin’ for America.”
—Describing her reaction to the terrorist attacks with Glenn Beck at a 9/11 memorial event in Anchorage, Alaska, Sept. 11, 2010.
“People show up to hear Glenn Beck. They show up because he has such an infectious eagerness to learn.”
“Freedom is worth fighting for and that’s why he is out doing what he does every day, and I’ll tell you he is out there on the front lines. He is on the front lines in a tough and a brutal leftist media world that takes their shots at him every single day. He reminds me of a lot of good Alaskans.”
—Introducing Glenn Beck at a Sept. 11 memorial event in Anchorage, Alaska, Sept. 11, 2010.
“… in this most perfect state in America, Alaska, where we are independent and we’ve got a pioneering spirit that more of America should hopefully get to look into this state and understand.”
—At a Sept. 11 memorial event in Wasilla, Alaska, Sept. 11, 2010.
“I did, I did! I’m so proud of myself. I have caribou blood under my fingernails still.”
—When asked by a fan whether she’d killed a caribou recently, at a Sept. 11 memorial event in Wasilla, Alaska, Sept. 11, 2010.
“Obama speech tonite may make u dig out ur old Orwell books so rewritten history can be deciphered, depending on who gets credit 4 Iraq surge.”
—Tweet, Aug. 31, 2010.