Daily Archives: November 13, 2009

Hilarious But True!

wanda_sykes_sitting_not_smiling-723056From the debut of Wanda Sykes’ new Saturday night talk show :

“I went to sleep, and when I woke up people were mad at Obama. And I thought, ‘Did I miss something? Did Obama start an illegal war? Did he fly over a flood zone and just wave? Did he torture detainees in a secret prison? Did he start illegally tapping phones? Did he alienate the world and squander a surplus?  Because if he did any of that, we need to impeach that jackass.’ …

I can’t believe people are blaming Obama for the mess Bush left. I mean, Bush just pees all over everything and leaves it soaking wet, and people are looking at Obama like he just zipped up his fly. That’s Bush pee!
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“Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California, made a triple-X movie of herself. So now we know why she was stripped of her title—not for being anti-gay, but for being pro-stupid. She actually thought it wouldn’t get out? C’mon! It always gets out. That’s the first ‘Law of Pornodynamics’: A pair of fake boobs in motion stays in motion.”
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“I hereby appoint myself the president’s Tell-People-Where-to-Go-and-What-to-Kiss Czar. Fox News, if you want an exclusive: pucker up!

H/T Bill in Portland Maine (Daily Kos   Diarist)

It seems Mark Fiore  has a sinilar take on the situation:

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Catholic Archdiocese Threatens To Stop Feeding Homeless Over Gay Marriage In DC

s-GAY-largeYou have to wonder, what part of…

For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in; (Matthew 25:35)

…does the D.C. Catholic Archdiocese not understand?

The Washington Post:

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn’t change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care.   More>>>

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