Day: November 13, 2009

Hilarious But True!

wanda_sykes_sitting_not_smiling-723056From the debut of Wanda Sykes’ new Saturday night talk show :

“I went to sleep, and when I woke up people were mad at Obama. And I thought, ‘Did I miss something? Did Obama start an illegal war? Did he fly over a flood zone and just wave? Did he torture detainees in a secret prison? Did he start illegally tapping phones? Did he alienate the world and squander a surplus?  Because if he did any of that, we need to impeach that jackass.’ …

I can’t believe people are blaming Obama for the mess Bush left. I mean, Bush just pees all over everything and leaves it soaking wet, and people are looking at Obama like he just zipped up his fly. That’s Bush pee!

“Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California, made a triple-X movie of herself. So now we know why she was stripped of her title—not for being anti-gay, but for being pro-stupid. She actually thought it wouldn’t get out? C’mon! It always gets out. That’s the first ‘Law of Pornodynamics': A pair of fake boobs in motion stays in motion.”

“I hereby appoint myself the president’s Tell-People-Where-to-Go-and-What-to-Kiss Czar. Fox News, if you want an exclusive: pucker up!

H/T Bill in Portland Maine (Daily Kos   Diarist)

It seems Mark Fiore  has a sinilar take on the situation:

Catholic Archdiocese Threatens To Stop Feeding Homeless Over Gay Marriage In DC

s-GAY-largeYou have to wonder, what part of…

For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in; (Matthew 25:35)

…does the D.C. Catholic Archdiocese not understand?

The Washington Post:

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn’t change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care.   More>>>