From the debut of Wanda Sykes’ new Saturday night talk show :
“I went to sleep, and when I woke up people were mad at Obama. And I thought, ‘Did I miss something? Did Obama start an illegal war? Did he fly over a flood zone and just wave? Did he torture detainees in a secret prison? Did he start illegally tapping phones? Did he alienate the world and squander a surplus? Because if he did any of that, we need to impeach that jackass.’ …
I can’t believe people are blaming Obama for the mess Bush left. I mean, Bush just pees all over everything and leaves it soaking wet, and people are looking at Obama like he just zipped up fly. That’s Bush pee!
“Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California, made a triple-X movie of herself. So now we know why she was stripped of her title—not for being anti-gay, but for being pro-stupid. She actually thought it wouldn’t get out? C’mon! It gets out. That’s the first ‘Law of Pornodynamics': A pair of fake boobs in motion in motion.”
“I hereby appoint myself the president’s Tell-People-Where-to-Go-and-What-to-Kiss Czar. Fox News, if you want an exclusive: pucker up!“
It seems Mark Fiore has a sinilar take on the situation: